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Dwi Demotivational Poster


FINALLY FRIDAY -


TAGS: budwiesser beer friday
Rating: 2.97/5

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666 - April 6, 2009, 6:22 am
WTF ?!?! Budweiser ? Bloody p**** septic tank beer


BABY SANDWICH - OM NOM NOM


TAGS: baby sandwich on nom
Rating: 2.58/5

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lolman - August 13, 2009, 1:18 am
its funny, but at the same time f***ed up you would even do that to your kid, even for 5 seconds for a ph**o.. theres certain boundaries you shouldnt cross as a parent, this is one of them
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
He should not have been allowed to breed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:03 am
If that's true, then that sandwich is ruined.
Silvermist - February 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
That baby looks pissed!


FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.




BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”


TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.58/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.


TELLING HER TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH - Make sure you can take her first...




BACON - Makes a damn fine sandwich


TAGS: bacon sandwich food funny
Rating: 4.19/5

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the dude - December 6, 2009, 3:52 pm
hell yea 5 lions for you brotha!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:43 pm
agreed, needs cheese, 4/5
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:52 pm
Needs cheese.
Spangle - October 10, 2009, 11:51 pm
Everytime I see this sammich, I always get a bit of heartburn. It's like, demonic or something.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 9:10 am
and a little drink to wash it down


MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




I HAVE HAD -


TAGS: knuckle sandwich squirrel
Rating: 4.67/5

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knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:32 pm
Hehe I loves it. also some said they loved mad little animals? HII!!
firedog911 - February 18, 2011, 7:45 am
Friggin' love this... makes me smile every time I see it! Great Post!
Kelsey Morrow - February 17, 2011, 3:10 pm
i love little mad animals lol
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:08 pm
aw love it so cute
voodoo3535 - February 16, 2011, 6:48 pm
Great Iron Fist!
Zook - February 16, 2011, 4:11 pm
chuckle


CAFFEINE!!! - YEAH BABY!!!




2 Can Play That Game -


TAGS: police drinking partying competition dwi
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:10 am
LoL. I HAD the high score in the mid 80's... :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:06 am
You can't prove that...right?


BACK IN VIET--- -


TAGS: vietnam war veteran sandwich nom
Rating: 3/5

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MO - August 20, 2009, 10:08 am
No worries, the clown will take one bite and say.....meh! tastes funny!!! I should be working....my funny is busted...loong night myself..ciao mooooo!! Chow! I could tie that in with the above poster and you getting eaten by a clown..may be a good poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 10:01 am
I just got home...can't sleep....the clown'll eat me.
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:57 am
I'm at work.....logged on yesterday...the aliases are from my early timmy days when I didn't know from what's what...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:54 am
Hey it's G.I Mo. How's tricks?....and wazzup with the alias collection?
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
Frickin prime example of an.... AMSOME POSTER!!!! I like it! I like it alot!! 5+++++++


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the ph**o for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.


TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

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Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...


ROLE REVERSAL -


TAGS: men love sandwich couples kitchen
Rating: 4.53/5

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chalkman3 - January 31, 2012, 8:20 pm
ok sorry
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:46 pm
I would. But only because the "you're doing it wrong" Jokes have gotten old.....and I mean O.L.D.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:40 pm
5L's love it, but would you care if i used this then said: Love, Your doing it wrong
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 11:03 am
Yeah, but he loves ***, and is soooo getting laid.
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:54 am
Don't do it! Don't do it!!!


MOOSE -


TAGS: knuckle sandwich
Rating: 4.53/5

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ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 8:56 pm
Tee hee, Cranky made me laugh. 5 poodles


SVETLANA GRUEBBERSOLVIK -




SANDWICH 02 -




THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes


TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

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Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


TAGS: come on baby gimme a little bandwidth just a bit of the good stuff
Rating: 4.36/5

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zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
but never give him a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Thanks Guys!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great job TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 4:37 pm
Good one Trash...5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:19 pm
Genius. 5L


BOB PROBERT #24 - RIP - 162 Goals / 221 Assists / 3300 Penalty Minutes Usually if you saw this face, it wasn't going to be a good day for you Rest in peace, champ.




End of watch -




RUBIC'S LUNCH - Insert cheap joke about a 'square meal' here.




SCREAM?! - I DIDN'T HEAR wait for it A PEEP...


TAGS: go ahead have me sh** now i can hear the groans worldwide
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
Oh great, I'm being appreciated by the noobs now. Guess it's time to get all curmudgeony... j/k S&M. Thanks.
SiliconMage - April 4, 2010, 1:21 pm
Phydeaux you have a twisted sense of humor! Keep up the good work.


TOO...WEAK...FROM...HUNGER... -




RIVALRIES - Let's Go Avalanche




TERRORISM - A problem for all of us


TAGS: worldwide
Rating: 4.5/5

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MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 9:59 pm
just saw that one, good one, you forgot the Swiss that go from "lets take their money they seem friendly" to "oh crap! lets hide it and say it disappeared"
erock - March 25, 2010, 3:00 pm
great poster 5glass bottom subs for you!
Zed - February 12, 2010, 5:31 pm
That's why I like Australia. Seriously, with as many deadly critters as they have, who needs to worry about some brain-fried camel jockey with explosives? "No worries, mate!"
CANADA - February 12, 2010, 4:32 pm
except us


NOT A SANDWICH JOKE -




DUI/DWI Police -




crazy -


TAGS: crazy psycho manson dwight frye
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 10:10 pm

My absolute favorite scary movie.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:01 pm
"Ratssssss...thousands... MILLIONS of them..." played by the incomparable Dwight Frye (1899-1943)
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 7:49 pm

You two have really inspired me to try to make one along these lines! Been thinking about a favorite quote about this since you put the first one up.
Cannabal - August 6, 2013, 2:17 pm
We are the Chosen Ones, Bobb.....
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 11:23 am

Ack~~it's Renfield~~arguably MUCH scarier than Dracula.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:14 am
You must be a mind reader...now I HAVE to do a poster idea I toyed with yesterday...


LUDWIG, ZITHER SOLOIST - Play that funky music white boy!


TAGS: ludwig
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by lazyphil

lazyphil - February 27, 2013, 11:49 am
No, "Ludwig The Death Metal Years" is supposed to be hgis subliminal work
PapaFox - February 27, 2013, 11:46 am
Is this his greatest hits album? ;)


REBELLION -


TAGS: rebellion perfectly good sandwich women
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2012, 12:04 pm
But they might throw it away and look at you funny for a while.
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 8:46 am
Dang, that's a great idea. No one would steal my lunch outta the fridge at work.


The Nephilim -


TAGS: hair nephilim sandwich
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - March 6, 2015, 5:23 pm

LOL5


TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: mutton lettuce tomato sandwich
Rating: 4.29/5

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Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:09 pm
"Haff fun stor-ming da cassle."
spinninnzen - April 7, 2011, 8:48 am
There so perky! 5L's with a chocolate coating... makes it go down easier.


Conflict -


TAGS: conflict sandwich johnny
Rating: 3.37/5

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Wolfie - December 5, 2008, 3:50 am
Energy pretty much said it all. 5 lions
energy - November 19, 2008, 5:54 pm
hate mouthy b****es that don't take it in the b***. 5 lions.
uh huh - November 19, 2008, 4:03 pm
cuz that's how your mom does it right creatof***?
Suh-weet - November 19, 2008, 1:05 pm
Ugh.. Hate the ***ist posters.. 1 lion. -.-


SANDWICH ??? -


TAGS: news sandwich captain missing
Rating: 3.2/5

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spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:42 pm
Whoop! Whoop! Defcon:3 Fox News reports Military has lost a sammich. Scramble the j...wait...reports coming in...his wife ate it. False alarm people. So what was it PB&J? Baloney? Bring the wife in for a debriefing.


THE LADIES ROOM - Oh! You guyz may have the STINK-FACTOR locked. But there are some dark clouds in there too.




BEER - How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.


TAGS: make me a sandwitch aswell
Rating: 3.71/5

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Treehodger - March 7, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.


A KILLER SANDWICH -




Download a Car -


TAGS: piracy download car copyright bandwidth
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2014, 8:49 am
Oftentimes of a Monday morning, before zipping off to the office, I do a self mental a**essment/sanity check in comparison to the first thing I read. I’m good. Tidy poster though….Mr Wells.
vindicator - August 10, 2014, 3:06 pm
with enough bandwidth it would download in its entirety-just drive away. Man, that word filter is ruthless.
Silverheart - August 10, 2014, 11:17 am

Bandwidth, proper printer, and maybe the time & talent to a**emble.


No beer or snacks for you! -




Resaganrun -


TAGS: ruren carl sagan bologna sandwich
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 9, 2014, 7:11 am
One of the best pokes at Rerun, Greeny!
rerun - September 6, 2014, 2:08 pm

d***, I look good in a suit
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:42 pm
Ahhh Rerun...it'll be cold soon and like the walking dead, we will move on to another body soon enough...teehee. 5L'd the poster Mr. Greeny


Grilled Cheese Sandwich -


TAGS: image grilled cheese sandwich
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 11, 2014, 5:29 am
I just earned a 1st class ticket to hell by LMAO at the foto. 5 piLgrimages and fav'd...


Foiled -


TAGS: spam sandwich wrap somebody reynolds
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 31, 2014, 10:29 pm
peggy inspired, don'tcha know
GaryO - August 31, 2014, 9:15 pm
heh....'Reynolds....wrap'


NO PROBLEM - I'll make you a sandwich. I'll make you a sandwich you'll never forget! -


TAGS: sandwich making can be hazardous to your health
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:33 pm
You're familiar with this movie, too?
falloutghoul - August 6, 2013, 11:14 am
You're never gonna forget it, counselor, and neither will your kids.


Be Careful -




LEISURE, FAMILY, MONEY - Pick any two.


TAGS: family earn father work breadwinner
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 23, 2013, 1:49 pm
...and only pick a green tie on March 17th!


HE ASKED - Me For A Sandwich... Still... He Waits...




I get this strange feeling -


TAGS: knife sandwitch
Rating: 4.5/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:13 pm

NEENER NEENER


LEgo -


TAGS: food mcrib sandwiches
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cannabal - November 14, 2013, 10:31 pm
We can only hope....
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 10:22 pm
Frozen McRibs look like they were made with a 3-D printer.


MADE MYSELF A SANDWICH -


TAGS: sandwich myself
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

mariand - February 12, 2013, 5:45 pm
hey man!... it's a woman job...hehehe
GaryO - February 12, 2013, 9:55 am
N-I-C-E
ughomer - February 12, 2013, 9:17 am
Bra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Great!


You need a license? -




GARDEN OF EDEN -




A GIRLFRIEND IN COLLEGE -


TAGS: sandwich love girlfriend
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by WereSteaminCleveland

WereSteaminCleveland - August 27, 2011, 11:54 am
'a lot' or just one phail? i suck.
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 2:40 am
Speeling fale x too.


CAREER CHANGE - Agdaniele left his day job as Motifake Admin once they allowed male prostitutes in Nevada... turns out he gets paid the same though


TAGS: prestige worldwide aint got nothing on aggy
Rating: 3.71/5

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BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 11:41 pm
So how many razors does it take to wipe that Italian off you
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:07 pm
....next stop, Allschitz
Sean - December 15, 2009, 10:59 pm
Speaking of Mussolini (yes we were), the train behind aggy ALWAYS runs on time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 7:10 pm
Only on Mykonos Aggy....only on Mykonos.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:07 pm
This isn't the uniform of a police chief?
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:05 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 7:01 pm
Well you can get someone else to help you with your Mussolini costume next time, cause that was dirty, dirty money.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:47 pm
Oh, you got paid PLENTY, space!
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:43 pm
Yikes! The dude who did your Brazilian probably didn't get paid enough.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:34 pm
Poorly ph**oshopped.... where are my eyelashes?
aesop's folly - December 15, 2009, 4:59 pm
my god. this is repeling
Derek - December 15, 2009, 2:55 pm
A character from "Little Britain"
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:08 pm
OHHH Tiger, where are youuuu!
Mongo - December 15, 2009, 10:16 am
Is that John Candy? I have that same outfit and use it on bowling night


SANDWICH MAKING... - Starts Young.


TAGS: sandwich boy young eating
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bolverk37782 - January 27, 2012, 10:58 am
Nothing wrong with being self-sufficient, at least he won’t starve. But he’s really over doing the lettuce!! More meat!!
forseti - January 27, 2012, 1:55 am
Where the hell is his mom or sister??
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 12:01 am
That a childhood ph**o of Dagwood?


JILL SANDWICHES - This guy wants them




NAZIS - Godwin's Law.


TAGS: nazi godwin law
Rating: 1.48/5


Life Always Begins -


TAGS: angelina divorce sandwich dating love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

concern3 - December 2, 2016, 8:13 pm
nice, UP yours
Greybeard - December 1, 2016, 12:20 am
I'd take either :)
Reality Lord - November 30, 2016, 3:10 pm

i dunno grey, i think the dude was better off with jennifer.


Heterograph -


TAGS: witch sandwich beach sand sounds
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - March 2, 2016, 12:04 am
Thanks mizzdizz. Any day you're not burned at the stake is a perfect day for a witch. Here she can only be burned by the sun if she's not careful.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:48 pm
HAHA!!! Especially if she improves the surf AND provides lunch! Sounds like a perfect day to me! ^!
Pushkin - February 27, 2016, 2:02 pm
Thank you very much. I'm very playful.
lgvernon - February 27, 2016, 11:50 am

Great play on words!


Christmas Truce on the Western Front - 1914 -




DICTION -


TAGS: pronunciation irritant sandwich homesteader humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:42 pm
Grammer Nazi done RIGHT!!! Hilarious, IgV! 5L
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 6:53 pm

They all got antipathy...served on a spoon.
Oldsod - January 31, 2015, 6:35 pm
Yes, but it could have been worse. Sailors only got sea amenities. Oh, and 5 pastramies on rye.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:40 pm
LGV rolls. Man. wimin had a lot of amenities back then....a-a-a-a lot


Dreams -


TAGS: dreams sleep chickensandwich
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 24, 2016, 7:46 pm
Had to take a second look and then I got it. Now I'm lmao. Giddy UP and more please.
concern3 - April 24, 2016, 6:59 pm
Funny, UP yours


Awkwardness -


TAGS: subway jared awkward sandwiches
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2015, 3:14 pm
Thank you, Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2015, 3:13 pm
Lol! Awesome!
MissPriss - December 19, 2015, 8:00 pm
5 inched it crotchety !
GaryO - December 19, 2015, 10:32 am
Yeah, I get a bit creeped out when asking if they have any extra virgin olive oil


Albatross Freedom -




WISH SANDWICH -


TAGS: wish sandwich 2 slices of bread does not a sandwich make
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - September 10, 2015, 10:38 am
and there it shall stay (shudder)
Greeny - September 9, 2015, 7:52 pm
there is always ketchup in the fridge...
GaryO - September 8, 2015, 3:49 pm
Jus jam those two slices together...jam sandwich


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